Thursday, October 05, 2006

Jesusland Final Part

My wife got that LEAVING JESUSLAND lyrics and adapted as if it was a Christian singing. I loved it. I believe that’s how a Christian should be. Jesus was like that. Don't forget that Jesus spoke with a whore in Samaria alone.

We don't need to tell a homosexual that he's wrong; we have to preach Jesus to him.

We don't need to tell a atheist that he has no faith, but preach Jesus to him.

We don't need to tell a whore that she's wrong, but preach Jesus to him.

We don't need to bug someone to stop smoking, but preach Jesus to him.

We don't need to raise a banner of decency, but raise Christ's banner, without an agenda. Christ alone.

The world does not need to stop being homosexual, liars, robbers, fornicators, dirty, whore, corrupt and other; the world has to hear about Jesus. We have to preach Jesus not so homosexuals are going to become straight, but for the honor and glory of God. It doesn't matter if you are a sinner; I love you anyway, but please, listen to what god has to tell you today. All your sins can be forgiven and boy the peace. The peace is unbelievable. And that's not talking about the eternal life with God.

Once the person has the Holy spirit, that you start working with old habits, costumes and addictions, knowing that something’s take time and lot's of prayer.

Anyway, Here's the Christian version of LEAVING JESUSLAND.

"Moving into Jesusland" by: Jenny Rosenberg

Well is our heartland a very smart land, IQ's are very low but threat levels are high
Aint got a mandate, don't want no man-dates, we have so many hates and people to despise

In the dust bowl, cerebral black hole, the average weight is well over 200 pounds
I hate to generalize, but have you seen the thighs, most haven't seen gluttony as a sin

Maybe that's why they're so scared of us
We've concerns other than fear and hunger pangs

Queers, transgends, and lesbians, vegans and vegetarians
All you brownish red and yellow ones please join us in Jesus land

No longer svelte, We gotta punch new holes in the Bible belt
Have we blown out the fire under the melting pot,
the red blood of America is starting to clot
No compromise, go see through others' eyes,
don’t be the ones to flush Salvation down the drain
You gotta emigrate, stop living in hate,
what makes this country great is dwelling on either side

Yes we want visitors in Jesusland
Don’t want life canned and bland in the fatherland

We want people with college degrees, drug use experience and STD's
People with open-minded philosophies, come hug any one of these
Cultural revolution now, You can run the devil outta town
We're gonna burn these barriers down,
And then we're off to Religion, Legalism and Bias too, then we're coming after you

The fear stricken, born again Christian, We’ve got a vision a God loving state
Textbook decline, intelligent design
The World thinks we have a list to execrate

Yes, we want visitors in Jesusland
Don’t want life canned and bland in the fatherland

Punk Rockers and emo kids, people doing things the church forbids
Buddhists, agnostics, and atheists we're moving into of jesusland
Art students and thespians, including country, all the musicians
We want all hookers and comedians, nihilists are welcome too

No longer svelte, We gotta punch new holes in the Bible belt.


Peace

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